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Showing posts with label QWOP. Show all posts

GIRP: Brain-Twisting Rock-Climbing

A little while back, I wrote about the insanely difficult running simulator called QWOP.  It turns out that the creator of QWOP, Bennett Froddy, wasn't satisfied with making just one frustrating Flash game.  As a result, the nightmare continues with Froddy's next creation: GIRP.


Whereas QWOP was all about running, GIRP (don't you just love saying these game names?) is a rock-climbing "simulation."  Here you are given a cliff face which has multiple handholds attached to it.  Each handhold is assigned a letter, and pressing the corresponding letter on your keyboard will cause the rock-climber to reach for that handhold using whichever free hand is nearest to it.  You are also given the ability to flex the rock-climber's arm muscles, hoisting him up so he may reach handholds further up the cliff face.

Just like in QWOP, prepare to bend your character in awkward poses.

At first it seems like this game isn't too difficult, definitely easier than QWOP.  After climbing a little ways up the cliff however, you'll find your fingers getting tangled up with each other as you try to hang onto one hand-grip while simultaneously reaching for another.  I found myself feeling like a novice typist as I kept forgetting which letters my fingers were on, usually resulting in the rock-climber taking a plunge into the water at the base of the cliff.  As an added bonus, the water level slowly rises, threatening to drown the rock-climber if he doesn't move fast enough.  Don't believe my claims of its difficulty?  Try it for yourself.  Have fun and try not to destroy your keyboard in rage!
A little while back, I wrote about the insanely difficult running simulator called QWOP.  It turns out that the creator of QWOP, Bennett Froddy, wasn't satisfied with making just one frustrating Flash game.  As a result, the nightmare continues with Froddy's next creation: GIRP.


Whereas QWOP was all about running, GIRP (don't you just love saying these game names?) is a rock-climbing "simulation."  Here you are given a cliff face which has multiple handholds attached to it.  Each handhold is assigned a letter, and pressing the corresponding letter on your keyboard will cause the rock-climber to reach for that handhold using whichever free hand is nearest to it.  You are also given the ability to flex the rock-climber's arm muscles, hoisting him up so he may reach handholds further up the cliff face.

Just like in QWOP, prepare to bend your character in awkward poses.

At first it seems like this game isn't too difficult, definitely easier than QWOP.  After climbing a little ways up the cliff however, you'll find your fingers getting tangled up with each other as you try to hang onto one hand-grip while simultaneously reaching for another.  I found myself feeling like a novice typist as I kept forgetting which letters my fingers were on, usually resulting in the rock-climber taking a plunge into the water at the base of the cliff.  As an added bonus, the water level slowly rises, threatening to drown the rock-climber if he doesn't move fast enough.  Don't believe my claims of its difficulty?  Try it for yourself.  Have fun and try not to destroy your keyboard in rage!
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QWOP - The Flash Running Simulator From Hell

Hello everybody!  It's been an awful long time since the last update, let's just say I had a rotten 2012.  But now it's a new year, and it's time to get rolling with the strange again!

Today let's take a look at one of the most difficult flash games in existence: QWOP.

You'll spend the majority of your time at the starting line.

The objective of the game sounds simple enough: controlling only your character's thighs and calves, run 100 meters.  Piece of cake right?  Wrong, oh so very wrong.

Thighs are controlled using the Q & W keys, while the calves are controlled by the O & P keys, and it's up to you to time the movements of each limb segment perfectly in order to propel the runner forward.  It is insanely difficult just to keep the runner balanced, and in my case, I ended up falling backwards multiple times for impressive finishes such as -2.4 meters.

Standing upright has never been this tough.
 File QWOP under one of the most deceitful concepts for a game, something that sounds so easy yet is so frustratingly difficult.  Don't believe me?  Well try out QWOP for yourself and let me know how well you finish, maybe you'll even get to 100 meters and finish the game.
Hello everybody!  It's been an awful long time since the last update, let's just say I had a rotten 2012.  But now it's a new year, and it's time to get rolling with the strange again!

Today let's take a look at one of the most difficult flash games in existence: QWOP.

You'll spend the majority of your time at the starting line.

The objective of the game sounds simple enough: controlling only your character's thighs and calves, run 100 meters.  Piece of cake right?  Wrong, oh so very wrong.

Thighs are controlled using the Q & W keys, while the calves are controlled by the O & P keys, and it's up to you to time the movements of each limb segment perfectly in order to propel the runner forward.  It is insanely difficult just to keep the runner balanced, and in my case, I ended up falling backwards multiple times for impressive finishes such as -2.4 meters.

Standing upright has never been this tough.
 File QWOP under one of the most deceitful concepts for a game, something that sounds so easy yet is so frustratingly difficult.  Don't believe me?  Well try out QWOP for yourself and let me know how well you finish, maybe you'll even get to 100 meters and finish the game.
reade more... Résuméabuiyad